Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Just For Laughs....

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to Make terrible?

Why is it called building when it is already built?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around Several times, does he become disoriented?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ???

Saturday, November 1, 2008

The Mirror....

When i look into the mirror....
All i see is.....an image of neither imaginations nor reality...

When i look into the mirror...
All i see is... the imperfections of my inner self...

When i look into the mirror...
All i see is... is the mask of who i'm not....

When i look into the mirror....
All i see is... everything that i wish i could be....

The mirror....
the one thing that makes you dissatisfied with who you are...
of what you've been designed for...
for what you've been chosen to be....

in the past... present and future...

The Panda's Best Friend.....

Have you ever seen a panda?? Yea...yea its this cute little chubby, furry animal that is black and white in color.... oh... have you noticed its eyes? i think its the most adorable thing ever... two black patches... no need for sunglasses...

Hmm... you might be wondering what do i mean by 'The Panda's Best Friend'... the panda's best friend is someone who is lacking sleep...and has eye bags so bad... it makes the eyes look like sunflower seeds.... (if you can think of anything smaller, sunflower seeds are bad enough).... So, if you don't intend to be 'The Panda's Best Friend'....

Try Avoiding:
  1. Waking up to early to study for your exam which would start in less then 5 days...
  2. Talking to long to your boyfriend who is half way across the globe...where there's a difference in time zone...
  3. Getting the genetic combination for small eyes....
  4. Playing DOTA...
  5. Playing with liquid eyeliner....

'SHE'...

'She' really gets on my nerves sometimes....
'She' can be really inconsiderate....
'She' thinks she's miss-know-it-all...
'She' doesn't care bout how people feel....
'She' treats people unfairly...
'She' is a hypocrite...
'She' always talking bout high class stuff as if everyone can afford it....
'She' talks to others better then to the people who try so hard to be nice to her.....
'She' looks like she wants attention....
'She' is like wall...
'She's emotionless....
'She' lacks manners sometimes....
'She' talks better than she acts....
'She' makes my life miserable...

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